What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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