I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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