Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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