but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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