Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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