dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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