So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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