He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's Friday. Sex?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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