it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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