spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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