I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I have demons in me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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