So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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