I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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