I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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