yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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