She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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