its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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