so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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