How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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