You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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