O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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