Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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