from now on my penis is your penis
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
4 words: hood of his car
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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