she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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