i dont even know how to be here
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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