I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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