I love black thongs
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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