Sponge bath it is.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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