i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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