THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You may now shotgun with the bride
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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