roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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