i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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