how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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