i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
