He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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