I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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