Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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