I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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