I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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