I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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