Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
