just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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