that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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