My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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