Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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