I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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