He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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