what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
50% drunk capacity currently
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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