Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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