i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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