I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
