We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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