we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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