Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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