why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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