i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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